You know, being the only English reporter at an assignment can get awfully lonely.
I thought this as I stared out my window at the cold rain as we drove in the media van out to the King's Academy this morning. There were two vans full of reporters driven out. The only two other women sat beside me on the back bench of the van chatting amiacably to one another in Russian. The men around me, in Arabic.
I contented myself by watching the rain fall and the soaking wet pedestrians run for cover, wondering why no one in the city seemed to own an umbrella and thinking of how often I seem to find myself in these segregated social situations.
Oh well, I thought.
You're on this assignment to do a job, not to make friends. We ended up getting lost on the way there. Well, not so much lost, because we were clearly beside the huge grounds of the king's new boarding school near Madaba - you could tell from the immensely high stone walls. We just couldn't figure out
how to get in. Our military driver took us down one road then changed his mind and turned us around. Then down another that soon became a dirt road with goats in the middle of it. Turned around again. The male reporters started making jokes and laughing in Arabic. Driver cursed. Us ladies were holding onto the seats for dear life because the driver kept hitting the speed bumps at mach speed, launching us in the air and hitting our heads on the roof.
After turning around about five times we finally found an entrance, went through the heavy security gate and pulled up to the school's hall. We ran out and through the rain, opened the doors and found a completely empty building save for two startled cleaning ladies who looked at us wide-eyed and swore they didn't know where the press event was taking place.
Who hired this guy anyway? I thought of our clueless driver.
We must be so late! I would have relaxed a bit if I had realized I would be sitting around for hours afterwards waiting for the King and Queen to show up. That's the thing about these big royal press events. There's a lot of fuss, a lot of waiting, then ten minutes of pandamonium and suddenly it's over.
We were all at the King's Academy to cover a performance by the visiting
Beslan school children for the royal couple. I passed the time by taking photos and talking with the young students, their school director, politicians and the trip organizers - making sure to get all the information I needed for my story.

Then I found a place to perch and I people-watched.
I noticed the boys' club of reporters barely moved from their huddle outside the door where a big plume of smoke rose from between them. I was thankful they had all waited to smoke until we were out of the van. I wondered if they would go around and do any interviews? They hadn't yet interacted with anyone indoors, I didn't think.
Then I watched the Russian school children, running around the large hall in anticipation of the royal visit, yelling last minute instructions to one another about their upcoming performances. Seeing them brought a smile to my face, not only because it was good to see the survivors of such a terrible massacre with their own smiles and bright faces, but also because I felt I was a little like them.
Not like them in any obvious sense, but just because of their Eastern European blood and my Ukrainian family line. I was more like them in some ways than I was like any Jordanian!
They had the same skin tone and facial features of a lot of Ukrainians I know. Some of the girls had freckles. Most of them had dark curly hair. And I could pick up a word or two similar to words I often hear my mother or
dido (grandfather) saying to one another in conversation.
But I didn't need to understand them. Hearing the familiar rolls and sounds of the eastern Slavic language made me a little homesick.
It's odd how easily you feel a kinship with a foreign person when you've spent six months being the odd one out. You share a few similar characteristics and the next thing you know, you want to hug the person.
* * *
My interview with the Russian school director was a bit of a trial. She required a translator, who was supplied by the Royal Court, and she also had some sort of Russian press advisor hanging off her arm who would butt into the conversation if she felt she had something to say.
I asked my first question. A simple one, I thought.
"How has this trip been of benefit to the school children?"The translator asked the question. I stood ready, pen in hand. The director narrowed her brow, asked the translator something, gave me a hard look and then asked her advisor something else. She looked mad? Confused? What was she saying? Did the translator ask my question right?
The translator started to explain something to her in Russian at the same time the advisor started to talk and suddenly I found myself watching this complicated conversation, not knowing what was going on and wondering why the lady didn't just answer the simple question?
This is why I love translators and covering assignments that involve people who don't speak English.

The advisor talked on and on in the director's ear and I assumed she was telling the director what to say. Finally the director nodded, looked at me and began her answer. It was long-winded.
I waited. And waited. I looked to the translator, who was watching the director speak. More waiting. Should I nudge him? About three minutes had gone by, the lady was still talking and I had yet to write down a word.
Ok, this is ridiculous I thought.
How on earth is the translator going to be able to remember everything she's saying? He's got to interrupt her and tell her to speak in short sentences so he can tell me what she's saying!That's how a professional should do it, anyway.
This bit of pottery one student made says "Belsan Jordan 2006" with the word Love in a little heart.Finally she stopped talking and the translator gave me what I assumed was a paraphrase. One that seemed a bit short considering all the talking she had just done!
After another question the translator turned to me with the response, forgot I was English and started to speak in Arabic.
No, no, English, I reminded him. He shook his head, laughed and promptly gave me my answer in English.
After the next question he gave me the response by mistake in Russian.
Now the director was laughing and I thought, my God, this day has turned into a comedy show.
* * *
A couple hours later the King and Queen arrived.
I took out my camera and one of the security thugs (
is it part of the job to look mean?) saw my press pass and pointed to the group of boys' club press photographers where I assumed he wanted me to take a place. The men were all fidgeting with their big fancy cameras, hot shoe mounted flashes and long telephoto lenses in preparation of the big entrance. They looked a bit surprised when I joined them.
"Hi guys," I said with a smile, not really caring if they understood me or not.
They looked at me, looked at my simple Pentax digital SLR and turned away, uninterested.
Snobs, I thought.

Of course I knew the photos I would take of the King and Queen would never be printed. I knew if my editors had wanted to publish more photos of the royals then they'd use the professional news agency photos. Mine would be shoddy, I knew, without the proper equipment. I just wanted to take these for ME. It was my first event with both the King and Queen.
And I suppose I also took the photos just in case the fancy news agency man's camera died on him and they needed back up. It never hurts to be prepared!
Once they waltzed in I got elbowed out of the way pretty quickly though. And the tough security men wouldn't let any of us get closer than about six metres.
Don't you see my camera? I wanted to say.
Don't you see I don't have telephoto? I need to get closer! My flash doesn't carry that far!I doubted the security guards had any appreciation for the limits of certain photographic lenses and flashes. So I gave up and went back to my seat to let the boys fight for the good photos.

Personally, I felt the royals were a little overrated. Their photos are in the newspapers every day. Who is this event really about anyway? It was about the children and I was secretly pleased I had spent a good deal of effort taking photos of them earlier whereas the fancy boys' club of press photographers barely raised their lenses in the directon of the children.
The King and Queen were there for about 15 minutes and then they left. It seemed the entire room heaved a huge sigh of relief when it was all said and done.
I had barely a chance to stand up and say goodbye to the people I had met when our media bus guy came calling for us to hurry up and leave.
The circus was over.
As I rode home in the packed van, watching the still-falling rain and feeling exhausted from the day's events, it suddenly occured to me who the clowns were in the whole production.
Too bad we weren't all squished in a toy version of a Volkswagen beetle because that would have been so much more appropriate.